They speak French. I must be in Paris.
Uncle Buck is in Paris. Here's his latest email: "forget being safe ive already been rolled and this boy got the better end of the stick. the key stay off dark streets after 4:00. I leave on thursday morning at 8:00am. gotta run i have a date with a french girl named sonia and she is a ten and 25. Call my doctor....love you adios mattuci"
Let's remember, he can't write long hand -- he can only print. And his typing skills are primitive at best. I think you get the idea.
I can only imagine the wake he leaves behind him as he parades through the streets, oogling women and hollering at the gypsies in his english/spanish/french dialect. Yowsers.
posted by mrn at 2:01 PM
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So, we know definitly that he's out cruising the dark streets of "gay paree" during the wee hours of the morning, got the shit beat out of him, and he has a "date" with a lady much younger than him and he is hoping that he packed some penicillin.
Sweet.
I just got off the phone with him. After about 15 minutes he said he was on the hotel phone. If he thinks he's spending a lot of money, just wait until he gets the charge for THAT call.
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